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Hell Demotivational Poster


ALUCARD WALKS INTO A TWILIGHT CONVENTION - "All I said was that vampires don't sparkle"


TAGS: alucard hellsing vampire
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Alex

FatherTyme - May 4, 2011, 6:23 pm
Hmm, I'd love to see Blade AND Alucard cleaning house. @thatonechick, I saw Hellsing, truly bad@$$. He was pwning let and right and not even caring enough to take names :)
boinger - March 9, 2011, 1:23 pm
vampires actually do sparkle... for .00000000001 seconds b4 they burst into flame
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 9:57 pm
He'd probably win a race up your parents basement stairs as well.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:51 pm
But could he beat you in a spelling bee?
corbett06 - June 27, 2010, 9:49 pm
that faget edward wouldnt stand a chance in satans hell against alucard
LD0ne - May 7, 2010, 9:52 am
nice job *applauds* 5 lions
Portgas D. Ace - December 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Positive. Edward definiely should meet Alucard *hrhrhr*
angryceltic - December 12, 2009, 12:34 pm
i did and it was awesome
thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 9:56 am
Anybody else watch Hellsing? *crickets chirp*


DAMN YOU - damn you all


TAGS: motifake hell
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - September 26, 2013, 12:38 pm
Wait a minute, bottled water is tears of the d***ed? In that case, bottled water is the most metal thing I have ever heard of.
Ragnar - May 11, 2012, 2:27 pm
i'll stick will with beer and whisky, cause nothing yells purity better than alcohol


HELLO BAPHOMET - Who says Satanists can't be cute and cuddly ?




IS THE POPE CATHOLIC -


TAGS: touching eternity hell funny hammy
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 22, 2010, 11:54 pm
HEHE i ACTUALLY LAUGHED
registereduser - November 22, 2010, 11:32 pm
Answer: No, That's why the priests do it for you. (i'm actually catholic so no disrespect, it's just a funny stereotype)
Lycan - October 8, 2010, 5:55 pm
yes. yes it is
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 9:02 am
I Know :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 11:57 am
Not your best work...yer Phoning it in....3L (3.5 if I could)
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:56 am
but thats just me... so stop hating on me *tears*
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:55 am
Claire Its Not My Work, But thought It Was Funny, I Dont Alter Other Peoples ****, i Would Have Alos Put 'yes, yes it is' had it been mine.
hootizz - September 20, 2010, 2:57 am
I would prefer Sister Ann.., but thats just me...
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:15 am
That is a good example of what Hammy COULD have put on this poster.
suenero - September 20, 2010, 12:09 am
It's better than having Father Fred touch you. 5L
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 10:31 pm

its a moti hammy. one you could have really torn up. you stopped short on this one dude. you gotta dig.
Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
I Know Not Exactly A MOti, But I tought IT Would Give A Few Laughs.


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by motifayk

nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can a**ure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


'MERICA - Hells Yeah! Sure Im going to die eating this, but WANT


TAGS: death die food merica hell
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by blodisnut

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:22 am
Goes great with deep-fried Snickers!
ratfink95 - March 4, 2013, 10:15 pm
Its the stick that causes the problem!
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:27 pm
Would you like a heart attack with that?
maoworks2 - November 6, 2012, 2:04 pm
I'll Have 16 To Go Please .


WHEN I SAY "STAY OFF MY LAWN" - I mean "or else"


TAGS: stay the hell off my lawn you d*** kids
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Retserrof

rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:34 pm

any good sign company can make one for you, run about $50.00...or try a local shooting range, they may hve one (or google it)
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 2:29 pm
@ Ookami85...lighten up bro..have some fun with the Jehovah's Witnesses. I answer the door n**** with a butchers knife in my hand. Ask them to come in and help me sacrafice a goat.
Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
I want this sign. Keeps the Jehovah's witnesses out.
Jackl - November 10, 2010, 3:14 pm
I need to get one of those signs , darn deer , eating the hedges..
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:05 pm
Wow.


HELLO KITTY CHAINSAW - If your date has one, RUN!




BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.


TAGS: war hell soldiers brothers always
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:31 pm
It censors two 'T's? Huh?
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:30 pm
b***on that lip, soldier!
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:56 pm
HOO'AH!
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 4:12 pm
Thank you.
Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
Very nice message... One which I would share to my brethrens...
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:53 pm
No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.


DISTURBING - The amount of ammo? No. The Cat? No. The Hello-Kitty toaster? No. All of them in the same place at the same time? Very.


TAGS: ammo ammunition cat hello kitty
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

nik - July 7, 2009, 12:14 am
Goodnight Bone
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:13 am
Nite bone... thanks for dropping in.
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:12 am
You know, that always did look like Texas...Night all, Mrs.Bone says Bedtime
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:09 am
Genius comment. You're killing me!
Sean - July 7, 2009, 12:07 am
I know that look all too well. That cat's one burned english Muffin away from the nearest bell tower. But hey, what canya do?
Jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 10:11 pm
http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2008/11/29/0_30.jpg
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:39 pm
What? You know how irresponsible it is to leave ammo-guarding up to a dog?


EVERYONE TELLS ME - WHEN MY DAUGHTER STARTS TO DATE, I SHOULD BE CLEANING A GUN WHEN THE BOY SHOWS UP...I'LL BE LOADING THEM.


TAGS: what the hell do you want boy
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:52 am
In before sh**gun wedding.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 9, 2011, 9:38 pm
If you liked that check out #59558
TheABC - March 9, 2011, 1:49 pm
This was the most epic thread ever...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 7:38 am
Wow! I didn't know my post was going to start such a great conversation! I feel like I know so much more about you guys now! :)
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:22 am
*like
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:20 am
thanks moo. the fights i had as a kid wernt slapping matches link the panzies today
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:17 am
To remove the candle stick fro....I can't do it.....you're the **** CANADA.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:15 am
no, he needed an ambulance when i got up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:12 am
How Homoerotic.......did you spoon afterwards?....LOL
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:09 am
I came home drunk and he was mad because i didnt bring him with me(he didnt have a truck at the time)so when i got back he had the bright idea to start a fight, after i kicked his a**, he got up grabed a chair and hit me with it
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:05 am
i got into a fight with him and he hit me in the head with a chair
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am
Look it up college boy.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am
no, m brother fights like a girl
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am
WTF did you call me?
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am
Holy sh*t, guess he doesn't treasure your organs as much Mooooooooooooooo. Canada did you deserve it or was it dumb drunk fun? I have told someone to break a bottle over my head for sh*ts and giggles when i was drunk b4
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:02 am
You guys are a regular Uday and Qusay.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am
mybrother broke my nose with a chair when i was drunk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am
One time, He attacked me with an axe....i was probably asking for it.
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:55 am
ROR!! Good point Moooooooo, i threw a knife at my brother when i was younger, i got the sh*t kicked outta me. Didn't do that again, now i am smarter and shooting someone just wouldn't be right, unless you are doing it to protect you or your fam.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:39 am
I would never kill him...I need his kidneys and liver.....also, I can never be convicted on DNA evidence alone......This Moooo+ knows whats up.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:37 am
hasnt everyone thought about kiling there brother?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Sounds like you've thought of doing that a couple of times
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:35 am
He smokes....and not just at the ears....I have discovered the benefits of alcoholism.....he's still an angry white guy. (he'll probably live longer....unless someone kills him)
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:32 am
He hasn't smoked half of BC?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am
I'm heavier....he's neurotic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am
No....We're quite different.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:29 am
Christ, how can the world handle that?
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:27 am
Holy sh!t. There's another identical Mooo+?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:26 am
I got slapped by a chick one time....she thought I was my Brother, Being a twin sucks. God Man, don't take advice from me......I got lucky in the end, My skills had nothing to do with it.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:24 am
a girl stabed me with a fork once. she thought i was someone else
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:23 am
RMAO!!!! To good, always glad to learn some relationship advice from someone as wise as you Moooooooooooooo
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:20 am
LMAO! So it'll be on your next post to Naughtyfake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:18 am
No....they're "intimate"....and no one wants to see that...not even my wife apparently.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:17 am
Still show off the scars at poker night and tell the story of how you got them?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:15 am
Oh!, and Bipolar disorder....can't forget the bipolar disorder......she stabbed me. Twice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:13 am
It would have ruined my concentration.....And the one before her was a 7th day Adventist (or raised as one...home schooled, no social skills.....DEMON in the sack) So I was cautious.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:11 am
You didn't hit it anyway? Cause it would make YOU feel dirty?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Ughhhh. amateurs.....We've learned to ask about the pamphlet AFTER you hit it.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Jehova's Witness' can have a great a**?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
Now, What have we learned?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
*Wipes a tear away*
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
sweet!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:03 am
And Moooooo+ lived happily ever after with an Irish girl who hates Jesus..........The E-nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:50 pm
"I'm part of the church".....I never saw her again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:49 pm
She was witty and magnificent.....3rd date. we had a fabulous meal and danced the night away....we went back to her place...there was a watchtower pamphlet on her table....I asked "have the Jehovahs been dropping by?".....Her response...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:46 pm
Sit back kids, and I'll tell you a story. When I lived n thunder bay i met a girl, Lang black hair, Hourglass figure, and an a** that would make Jesus cry.....I took her to dinner....she was eloquent and stunning....a week later We went to a play
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:43 pm
That would be nice! I couldn't imagine some peace and quite!
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:39 pm
I didnt live in town, so people never came knocking
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:38 pm
Awesome Mooooooooooooooooo!!! I haven't really f***ed with the mormons, i have banged one but never messed with the missionaries.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:36 pm
Yea my neighbor pulled a Glock on one of them too, that **** was epic. It is funny to see them come by, they will go to the other side of the street when they pass our houses now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:35 pm
I was drinking at noon a few weeks ago (go figure) when The Mormons arrived....I gave them a lecture about John Smith and inquired about their special underwear....I doubt they'll come back.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:33 pm
LMFAO!
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm
ROR my favorite Jehobos moment was my brothers best friend answering the door with a gas mask hooked to a bong giving them a mangina! Was rediculous, i didnt enjoy the mangina but the look on thier face was priceless.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm
the dad gave up tring to wait for her to get back
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:31 pm
LOL!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
Obviously you brought her back too early. Couldn't seal the deal?
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:21 pm
this was a 300 savage. beautiful gun but very complicated. its a lever action revolver. and it was still apart when i brought her back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:19 pm
I used to meet the Jehovahs at the door with my Mossberg ....But that was before the court order.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:15 pm
ROR, nice. My best friend had a dad pull that sh*t and he ended up talking to the dad for an hour about guns and missed his movie. To funny
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:02 pm
LMAO! my girlfriend's dad tried the whole cleaning a gun thing. he couldnt put it back together after
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 10:57 pm
d*** RIGHT!!! My princess just turned one!! I cant imagine the torture i am going to put boy through, it will be fun!!


BLACK FRIDAY - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups


TAGS: black friday customers stupid people hell
Rating: 3.67/5


HELL YEAH... - I used to ride with a chick, but then I got hungry.


TAGS: hell yeah biker chick hungry ate eat fat
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by MustyK

BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 9:32 am
As bike ridin' wild man that's funny! 5 misguided poodles for you


HELLO KITTY WINE - Is there anything the Japanese won't try to market to their children?


TAGS: sake hello kitty anime
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

Krustbag - November 6, 2014, 9:02 pm
You do reallize hello kitty is mostly marketed at adult women in japan right, kinda like betty boop.
Chuldo - January 13, 2013, 3:27 am
You've just entered a whole new world. Welcome to hell.
Krissie - October 2, 2012, 7:08 pm
...I just NOW see this???? ohhhhh, I would have made every attempt to buy this If I knew it existed! **Hello Kitty nerd here**
rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 2:29 pm
Sanrio rejects any product that either contains sharp edges or would embarrass a girl in front of her mother. The douche made it past, and some devious weasels got the vib***** past them too before they were found out.
Reality Lord - July 19, 2010, 10:44 pm

nice
tjhawk - July 19, 2010, 8:58 pm
thanks!!
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 7:40 pm
Great Job...love the concept . BTW...try looking up Hello Kitty d***o...ewwwww!


I TOOK THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED - And now I don't even know where the hell I am ...




1st Contact -


TAGS: indian missionary god sin hell
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Ism

nicholsjoshua15 - June 18, 2015, 10:00 pm
So you wouldn't be cutting off your children's heads in order to apease the good of corn.
boston - April 6, 2015, 3:52 pm
d*** good question
concern3 - March 13, 2015, 6:02 am
Excellent 5er


DESPICABLE HELLHOLE - The sun is shining, birds fly, the air is clear, everything is beautiful here and you are welcome forever, but there's no bacon. Welcome to hell.


TAGS: baconless hell meadow dystopia
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Current Resident - February 6, 2010, 8:04 pm
Bummer. no bacon...5L
Bartimaeus - December 24, 2009, 12:16 pm
Motifaker Hell!!!
omnia - November 17, 2009, 4:56 pm
i agree it's hell: it's missing the 4 B's: beer,bacon,babes and battles(medieval)
Sean - November 16, 2009, 11:33 pm
soul-rapingly so.
Sean - November 16, 2009, 11:33 pm
*chilling
Sean - November 16, 2009, 11:27 pm
Beautifully chilly. 5. The Horror. The Horror ....
The Immortal - November 16, 2009, 6:34 pm
Ok. That got me to laugh. And thats not a easy feat to accomplish. 5L
LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 8:47 am
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
Produceman117 - November 15, 2009, 6:10 am
And I thought my "Limbo" poster was dark. THIS is dark. 5.


THE GLARE -


TAGS: michelle obama carla bruni sarkozy glare
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by jake

caddyman - August 15, 2010, 6:23 am
Showing her true colours there, isn't she?
Justice_falls - October 27, 2009, 7:00 pm
She's what we call "The Intern"...
Helena - August 31, 2009, 6:32 am
holy ****. thats one hateful glare.


DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: diplomacy knife ability hell
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 8:22 am
(^_^)
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:48 pm
g55d one


RE-MARRY? - YEAH RIGHT! MAYBE WHEN HELL FR- OH CRAP!




PREJUDICE - Isn't it about time We hear his side of the story? Being fair is a good thing right?


TAGS: god devil humans heaven hell
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - December 6, 2011, 10:17 am
I added the text myself
HypercatZed - August 24, 2011, 2:05 pm
I usually don't like motivational posters that use a text as pic. But this one is so great.


HELL BUS -


TAGS: darkness hell public transportation detroit jersey both horrible places driver pull over river styx
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

KaptenN - March 4, 2011, 6:43 pm
Actually, there's a small settlement in Michigan named "Hell". I think it's somewhere west of Detroit. There's also a city named "Hell" in Norway.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:22 am
I hear that
oh shit - October 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
last stop, 4****


IN HELL -


TAGS: hell none dream like jersey
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:27 pm
Oh my gosh!! This is so awesome!!! Is there a way I can get this poster?
Reality Lord - October 6, 2011, 1:22 pm

send me a pm directly.
NumberXIII - October 6, 2011, 12:15 pm
Is there any way I can get this into a poster?
mariand - October 2, 2011, 8:31 am
Stunning...fav'd
Reality Lord - October 2, 2011, 1:50 am

ty...i think...lol
caveman - October 2, 2011, 1:29 am
Ex5eptional stuff


YO JUDAS, YOU IN THERE BRO - I want you to say hello to my little friends ...


TAGS: jesus judus hello little friends
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Budog

RonE - March 5, 2012, 5:25 am
Freaking awesome!


THE EMAIL -


TAGS: email hell religion
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by zorrko

Zealot - October 14, 2010, 2:47 pm
:O :)
zorrko - October 14, 2010, 2:29 pm
thanks 1 of my favs
Neener - October 14, 2010, 2:23 pm
A classic!


HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


HELL IS FOR CHILDREN - Because it's just like Disney World! It's really hot, the lines never end, and all you hear is people screaming.


TAGS: disney hell children fun
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

newkevind51 - April 15, 2011, 8:18 am
haha kyle its so true...i told you i was stalking you lol >:)
deathgod753 - April 11, 2011, 1:00 pm
yes it is haa ha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


PREFERENCE - I prefer hell to heaven Just for the company


TAGS: hell is better than heaven
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 7:51 pm
So even the slightest of breeze will work wonders
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 4:29 pm
…and it’s a dry heat


ALUCARD IN A ELEVATOR - He couldn't take the elevator music, and so he killed everyone.


TAGS: hellsing hellsing
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by big_frank

agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 11:58 pm
So, I'm gone for a day, and "awful" starts up again?


SCHRODINGER'S SAMMICH - It is both delicious und not delicious. You cannot know until you take a bite.


TAGS: schrodinger sammich sadwich cat german quatum science hellsing
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by Lina_M13

Derek - September 27, 2009, 12:18 am
The cat has eyes that are neither brown nor blue but in an indeterminate state. :-)
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 5:55 pm
Add a little mustard, but hold the...Meowww...quiet. Hold the...meowww...mayo. AAHROM NOM NOM NOM...


SOUP KITCHEN POOR - Just because you can't afford food doesn't mean you can't afford a blackberry.


TAGS: obama soup kitchen mitchelle
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by CoryBantic23

Buzzramjet - July 27, 2012, 10:52 pm
A lot of states give homeless people cell phones with anywhere from 60 to 180 minutes. As well being hungry doesn't mean you are homeless.
Gamedoc - April 14, 2012, 8:27 am
BTW, the motifake still is hilarious, because irony is always funny. =)
Gamedoc - April 14, 2012, 8:25 am
The cell phone, I mean.
Gamedoc - April 14, 2012, 8:25 am
Funny, I knew a guy who slept in our company's alley up until we hired him as a night watchman (slightly better pay, and comes with your own camper to sleep in.) Turned out he didn't want to live with his family, but they worried, so his sister paid 4 it.
Sean - May 19, 2009, 9:40 pm
Hey LogicDude, isn't it passed your bedtime? Or do you have one of those unfrtunate blue pill related complications that you shoud consult your physician about, given that you're now at hour seven?
LogicDude - May 19, 2009, 9:35 pm
To the guy he stole it from.
Jmac0585 - May 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
Where does the bill get sent?


HELLEN KELLER -


TAGS: hellen keller life black
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Ed-Hyde - November 26, 2010, 6:37 am
I'm certainI'm going to have to answer to this later. 5L
CANADA - November 24, 2010, 11:42 pm
LMAO!
Reality Lord - November 24, 2010, 11:06 pm

nice!
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 7:11 pm
LOL!
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 7:02 pm
another "signiture" FacePlant poster...5L
rerun - November 24, 2010, 6:03 pm

her and chuck norris...both in the same day?
ICEMAN - November 24, 2010, 5:48 pm
Of course she wouldn't see it. She's dead.
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:45 pm
Thanks y'all.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 5:20 pm

brilliant.
suenero - November 24, 2010, 5:16 pm
The guilt of giving this 5L's is going to kil me.


RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


SLOTH IS A DEADLY SIN. - So this poor little guy's going straight to Hell? Awwwww...


TAGS: sloth deadly sin hell
Rating: 4.8/5

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pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:07 am
Thanks cynic.
pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:06 am
No idea, Kyronic. I guess it needs further research.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2012, 1:13 am
Nice! 5 lazy lions.
Kyronic - May 26, 2012, 8:48 pm
Don't sloths defecate out of there skin or something?


GANGSTA'S - If only you could be this Gangsta




BACON - Worth going to hell for


TAGS: bacon hell
Rating: 3.69/5

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Gregd888 - December 22, 2009, 2:22 pm
Intolerance of non-christians: worth going to hell for...?


MY OLD HELL HOUND - He keeps gettin Timmy meat stuck in his teeth...


TAGS: ugly hell hound
Rating: 3.24/5

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PARANOIA - Sometimes it is just the suspicion the other person farted.




The Social Divide -


TAGS: discretion military karma heaven hell
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 26, 2014, 12:58 am
Thank you. :)
lgvernon - March 25, 2014, 1:00 pm

Now I need to sign up under ten different names so I can like this 10 times!


HELL -


TAGS: it isn t motivation its called a reality check hell hammy
Rating: 4.73/5

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Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 4:50 pm
Oh Rly ??
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:39 pm
Cheer up, Charlie Brown.
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 10:43 pm
this site has had it's fair share of those
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 10:27 pm
Or a he that dresses up like a she on teh interwubz
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
Well At Least He Likes It...Even If He Disregarded It's Purpose Completely.. And I'm Getting The Vibes That He is a she... Hmmm
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:47 pm
Some point... well, by "some" I mean he missed it completely. Ooooohhhh... shiny object!
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:46 pm
Someone got the point, Hammy! LOL!
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
wow
LolCutie123 - November 12, 2010, 6:17 pm
The little box thing so cute!
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:00 pm
5 depressed lions.


SCHRöDINGER - Professional Trap, Furry, and Nazi Warrant officer


TAGS: hellsing anime nazi trap internet furry manga
Rating: 2.96/5

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SomeDude - April 25, 2009, 8:25 pm
Agreed
Anon - April 13, 2009, 11:09 pm
A dangerous combination.


WHO THE HELL... - is Tom Arrow? And what will he never know?


TAGS: who the hell is tom arrow
Rating: 4.67/5

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Chef - October 3, 2010, 12:49 am
Thanks... I had a lot of fun with the tattoo thing
curzondax12 - October 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
Awesome, I seriously laughed for like 5 minutes.


TIME - Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye?


TAGS: time minute hello goodbye forever
Rating: 4.56/5

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Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:25 pm
Because HELLO is a start, while GOODBYE is an ending, maybe forever
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:38 pm
question by ***yrabbit 7/8/2008 @www.answerbag.com


OTHELLO -


TAGS: shakespeare day othello moor she wants some
Rating: 3.63/5

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GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:35 pm
LOL @ zed
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:27 pm
White Wedding? "In the Midnight hour, she cried MOOR, MOOR, MOOR!" Nah, not quite....
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 7:22 pm
Man, this is a pleasant surprise. I didn't think this one was going to fare too well. Thanks for comments, guys; I'm glad you all like it.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:01 pm
So d*** good, it's one of two reasons I gave up on today. 5L
Muck - November 2, 2009, 5:15 pm
Very well done!
Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2009, 7:27 am
Very clever, d*** you.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 10:36 pm
*slow clap*
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 10:32 pm
I managed to make a Shakespearean play look like cheesy p***. I feel accomplished.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:43 pm
Corny... I hate myself for laughing at this so much.


FAIRNESS -


TAGS: otter shut the hell up
Rating: 4.85/5

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darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:06 am
This one is a diamond. 5L
crankyhead - December 14, 2010, 11:07 pm
as the only guy in the joint rockin an otter avatar, i hafta say, this poster speaks volumes... i couldn't agree more with said sentiment. 5 little furry killing machines.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 8:41 pm
Genius... as usual. 5
Reality Lord - December 14, 2010, 7:57 pm

omg this is huge. how timely! solid 5
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2010, 7:31 pm
Nice one Haar. 5L


HELLO KITTY - NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!


TAGS: hello kitty
Rating: 2.27/5


NARCISSISM - Up Styx creek, without a paddle!


TAGS: gates of hell
Rating: 4.65/5

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TEMPTED -


TAGS: tempted go hell ask
Rating: 4.47/5

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IMMORTALITY - Where the depression of watching everything you love die meets the inability to kill yourself. Welcome to hell




SHELL SUITS - for when you really gotta party like its 1999




OFFICE - It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.


TAGS: office hell work
Rating: 2.27/5

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my stapler - January 11, 2009, 3:00 am
he took it
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 10:28 am
I always thought to myself that if Hell is different for everyone, mine would be a Data Entry job that never ended. If you look at the clock, it's always 10 am.


The Lucifer Effect -


TAGS: friends enemies heaven hell humor
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - December 15, 2014, 6:14 am
Thank you sir... :)
GaryO - December 14, 2014, 11:04 pm
5/f
GaryO - December 14, 2014, 11:04 pm
Man, I love this one


STOP DROP AND ROLL - Really doesn't work in hell




THAT'S RIDICULOUS - Women can't drive.




CAN YOU SPARE $2 -


TAGS: straight to hell for this
Rating: 4.85/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 17, 2013, 8:00 pm
I didn't expect that. I laughed so hard. I'm going tom hell, I just know it.
ughomer - February 26, 2013, 3:00 pm
holy moly - it's holymoly!
GaryO - February 26, 2013, 1:03 pm
5, fave, share..all that…the lowered rooleth
holymoly - February 26, 2013, 11:55 am
cant.... stop... laughing....God I miss you guys
ughomer - February 26, 2013, 11:36 am
Older Save the Children ads used to beg for "the price of a cup of coffee - $.38 a day). Inflation hits the developing nations now as well as poverty, illiteracy and corruption. OMG!


ARCHAEOLOGY -


TAGS: in a nutshell
Rating: 4.79/5

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flint - September 28, 2010, 1:10 pm
5l's from me, thats a really good one...
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 2:21 am
Wow. 5L


TRANQUILITY -


TAGS: all hell breaks loose
Rating: 3.63/5

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spacedog - October 25, 2009, 4:35 pm
5 *feline instinctive response*
Sean - October 25, 2009, 12:34 pm
Thanks.
Haarakkon - October 25, 2009, 11:28 am
This, this is amazing. Excellent, Sean.
BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 9:10 am
Cats! Cats! Cats! 5 I hate cats!


ALUCARD - so badass, he smokes bullets


TAGS: alucard hellsing bullet smoking
Rating: 2.41/5

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Claire - September 30, 2010, 10:05 pm
The guy's username just puts the cherry on top.
Mr. Shiny - September 30, 2010, 10:02 pm
So bad-ass, he doesn't care that he's featured in a ****ty poster.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:04 pm
Also, to the person who submitted this, how about showing clips from the show, instead of promotional art. Y'know, sh**s of him taking down freaks, sh**s of him using his powers.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:01 pm
Zook, he has a really long nose, his glasses have just slid down.
Zook - September 30, 2010, 9:58 am
whats with the eyeball on his forehead?
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:30 am
Crankyhead you took the words right out of my mouth...
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:20 am
And here, I thought it was his own John Wayne Bobbit.
crankyhead - September 30, 2010, 2:18 am
That's not a bullet, it's a suppository.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am
Don't do that! I'd hate to see a horned helmet on any other body part!
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am
LOL! I swear if I hung out here more often than I do I'd be liable to get a swollen head.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:14 am
This poster is the anti-Haar. The man is a genius.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:13 am
I approved it, lover.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am
I don't know nor does it matter who approved it, BTW.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am
Not pointing fingers or intending to irritate any of the mods, but the safest bet is probably to nuke the d*** thing before it starts.
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am
Good call haar, i was thinking the same thing. Now on the other hand the average score of 5 0L votes is still 0L.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am
0+5/1=5
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:06 am
Dammit, Aggy! Yer solar powered calculator is outta sunlight again. 1+5/2=3.
ICEMAN - September 30, 2010, 2:05 am
Thanks teach. You get an apple.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:00 am
Although many believe in no vote, they must remember that 0+5=5, but 1+5=2.5
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 1:59 am
This motifake, so effing lame it should not get even a 1L. Sure agg, i agree
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 1:58 am
Different user, same outcome... this should end it for 2010. Agreed?


W.W.J.D? -


TAGS: religious parody i am soooo going to hell
Rating: 3.79/5

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ICEMAN - April 10, 2010, 12:42 am
@ Claire, I have been officially designated as the 'World's Tallest Midget' at 6'2"
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:38 pm
I'm voluptuous, not fat! (lol ironically I'm actually about 90 lbs.)
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:32 pm
and 475 pounds! Those are pancake proportions! You'd have to be wider than you are tall!
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:30 pm
There aren't really any "official standards" for being a midget. I am also about 4' 10''.
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:29 pm
Take that, halve it, and have a great time. Do you know how hard it is to run into a midget? I mean, the proportions have to be just right...otherwise, she's a dwarf.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:24 pm
What constitutes a midget? Trashette is about 4'10".
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:22 pm
What are you talking about? Midgets are awesome! You know, it seems like you can never start a serious relationship with a midget; people just look at it like it's some HUGE joke. I mean really...no one cares if you're dating a WMBA player.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:22 pm
475lbs would be pretty slim if you were a cow like moooooooooooo.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:18 pm
It's True. Yet only tiny women want me. It's a curse.
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:16 pm
What are you trying to say? I'M BEAUTIFUL!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 9, 2010, 10:52 pm
d***!......I hear TTH is a Chubby chaser.
Claire - April 9, 2010, 10:37 pm
But... I've already lost 300 hundred pounds... I now weigh 475.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 9, 2010, 10:26 pm
sorry Claire.....you need to watch your calories.
Claire - April 9, 2010, 10:24 pm
I would like a doughnut!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 9, 2010, 10:15 pm
5 sacrilegious lions for you. I'll have a warm glass of whiskey waiting for you in hell.....we'll run that m**********r our way!


IRONY - in a nutshell




DENTAL HYGIENE - When your chicklets are that big and obtrusive, they'd better be whiter than an Alaskan's can in January.




"HELLO POSSUMS!" - Public Service Announcement "It's 11PM ... Do you know where your pants are?"




HELLISH KITTY - prepare for death


TAGS: hell
Rating: 2.23/5

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Casualties Of War -




Soul Food -


TAGS: sundae mcdonalds perspective hell people
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 4:04 pm
Happy, bloody, skull face! Complete with grinning teeth! Luuuuuv it! And of course, well spoken, Cannibal! The harsher realities in life give it a certain zest that others cannot comprehend! 5L!


DIVORCE -




WOW! - There is a highway to Hell.


TAGS: highway hell
Rating: 4.62/5

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falloutghoul - December 17, 2012, 10:11 pm
I dare you to drive through that anarchy.
falloutghoul - December 17, 2012, 10:11 pm
I dare you to drive through that anarchy.


Cosplay (#1) -




GOING TO HELL IN EVERY RELIGION - And so enjoying the trip ...




TRUST -




PINHEAD - Stop, Hammer time !




MOMS - Even Hells Angels have them.




BAD LUCK - It's not that no one likes you up there,it's just they REALLY like you down there.


TAGS: heaven hell bad luck
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - August 26, 2011, 8:27 pm
cool...I like it 5L


TRAPPED IN FLESH -


TAGS: hell inside my head trapped dead
Rating: 4.57/5

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motifake - August 22, 2010, 10:31 am

I cringe just looking at this... ugh
Hawamleh - August 22, 2010, 4:03 am
Pretty Good Poster, 4L from Me, Keep It Up.


THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY -


TAGS: the one that got away oj simpson hell is waiting
Rating: 4.18/5

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hootizz - February 27, 2011, 2:49 pm
As they say.., 'what goes around.., comes around'...!!


THE ROAD TO HELL -


TAGS: road hell good intentions einsatzgruppen
Rating: 3.77/5

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Rick69 - January 28, 2012, 6:47 pm
Ha ha, sorry for the lecture! But agreed with you on the disturbing part... especially because this is less than half the original image (the original is WAY too... unsettling). Cheers for your opinion though :)
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 6:41 pm
oooooook ! I bend to your historical culture. This is a very disturbing picture though. I will exercize my right to abstain from voting, with all due respect :)
Rick69 - January 28, 2012, 6:01 pm
Thus, their road to hell was paved with good intentions ...
Rick69 - January 28, 2012, 6:00 pm
Eventually after repeated shooting of innumerous unarmed children & mothers (above) and hearing their final fatal screeches for mercy; many resigned or even committed suicide due to psychological problems usually acquired by cruel, baseless genocide.
Rick69 - January 28, 2012, 5:52 pm
The gun-man was one of the Einsatzgruppen; a group created by Adolf Hitler to mass exterminate all Non-Germans. They were brain-washed into believing this was for the greater good of a new/better Germany... by killing over a million innocent people
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 5:42 pm
I'm sorry, I don't get it. what could the good intentions possibly be there ??
Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:40 pm
Pleas post to Philosophy Wall as well


HELL - Silly Christians Myths Are For Kids


TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.77/5

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LURCH - July 15, 2009, 6:23 pm
Wait a second!!! the osmonds are mormons that doesn't count
LogicDude - July 15, 2009, 2:05 pm
I'm sorry, are you feeling persecuted?
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 8:36 am
"YOU ATHEISTS, WE DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU GUYS BURNING IN ETERNAL d***ATION, WHY ALL THE HOSTILITY?"--Why do Christians always conveniently forget the Inquisition, Salem Witch Trials, slavery, Vatican indifference during World War II, and The Osmonds?
TheTrashHeap - July 15, 2009, 2:26 am
Anything that is your holy or sacred I’m gonna desecrate and use in jest But you’ll never hear a crack about Mohammed Cuz I don’t wanna get sh** in the chest
Ironhand - July 15, 2009, 1:59 am
I found the actual lost beggining to the bible. It actualy begins. Once upon a time in immagination land.
LURCH - July 15, 2009, 12:04 am
YOU ATHEISTS, WE DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU GUYS BURNING IN ETERNAL d***ATION, WHY ALL THE HOSTILITY?
jerqls - April 6, 2009, 7:41 pm
Very often there is a grain of truth in what we might consider to be myth.
lol - October 30, 2008, 10:31 pm
lol, stupid **** christians.


HELL - You are burning in it.


TAGS: jews orange jews freshly squeezed orange jews hell
Rating: 2.33/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 22, 2011, 6:18 am
Tunnels: for when one is lacking a sense of humour.
NREEEOW - January 7, 2009, 8:19 pm
yeah, isn't laughing one of the seven deadly sins? You know, along with s******ing your gum and biting your nails.
Sir - September 17, 2008, 2:51 pm
but thats where they end up anyway
meh - June 10, 2008, 12:22 am
we don't
Jungie - June 10, 2008, 12:21 am
I thought Jews didn't believe in hell?


A BIGGER GUN - i got one after seeing this picture


TAGS: wolf from hell
Rating: 2.13/5

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angryceltic - February 16, 2010, 9:27 pm
im glad someone else realized that. like i said when that pack moved into the area the dear population dropped significantly
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 5:53 pm
A cull is not a trophy hunt. Very good point Jake.
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 5:48 pm
Just to get back to the Poster, Trophy hunting is a waste, I agree. But there are so many wolves in Montana now, you can't even find a deer or elk tracks anymore! Haven't brought meat to the table in 2 years now. We need less wolves. begin PETA rant now
rerun - February 14, 2010, 4:52 pm

A large gas guzzler originally built for military use, now a Yuppy wagon. Why, what did you hear it was?
thatonechick - February 14, 2010, 8:29 am
Yeah, I've never heard of that stuff before. What's a hummer?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2010, 8:28 am
You wish.....I was talking about semen, I didn't want to offend TOC's feminine sensibilities.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:26 am
Cucumber?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2010, 8:24 am
Aggy rinses thoroughly......But he can still taste the Cu.......too far? yeah, too far.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:23 am
I've repeatedly told mooooooo to spit out his gum before going there, but ne no leesten.
thatonechick - February 14, 2010, 8:18 am
You just have to make sure to rinse thoroughly, as excess conditioner can actually make your hair rather gummy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2010, 8:18 am
Watching doesn't count as contributing.......but I do love a freshly washed beaner.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:13 am
I did condition afterwards. But I don't have to tell YOU that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2010, 8:09 am
Just stay away from those "ladies" on the strip...........you've wasted your life shampooing your man parts.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:07 am
Can't live with 'em, can't watch 'em.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:03 am
No work today. Morning walk.... after a month out of town, my little lez Cuban misses me... go figure.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2010, 8:01 am
Hah! Well played.....just getting up for work Bud?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 7:42 am
Why not? It's not like my people are legally here or anything.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2010, 2:33 am
Can I still Hunt Aggy for sport?
angryceltic - February 14, 2010, 2:07 am
im now sorry i posted this it wasn't suppose to be some major issue about what too kill and what not to kill it was just suppose to be holy **** that's a big wolf btw it weighed in at 280lb
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 2:02 am
Dear population: stop killing for sport.
angryceltic - February 14, 2010, 12:27 am
i know the guy who took the picture they killed it because the dear population dropped over half when that pack moved into the area
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 8:13 pm
Well, there are other reasons. You don't want the animal population to get too high.
rerun - February 13, 2010, 7:59 pm

The only way I would shoot it is to protect my family. I agree with TTH, hunting is to put food on the table, not for sport
TheTrashHeap - February 13, 2010, 6:08 pm
The point of hunting is to procure food. This is trophy hunting and has no place in civilized society. I have hunted all my life and have never seen the point in killing just for bragging rights. The guys I hunt with would despise this guy.
Sean - February 13, 2010, 5:43 pm
I see your dim-witted condescension, and raise you one, Hey! Take off, eh?!! Hoser.
CANADA - February 13, 2010, 5:22 pm
I'm sure he killed it during season. and during hunting season the goal is to kill the biggest one.
Sean - February 13, 2010, 5:19 pm
Just not into killing what I think is amazing. That wolf is incredible. The guy who needs to prove his manhood over and over again, not so much.
CANADA - February 13, 2010, 5:15 pm
some kind of tree huggin panzy or what?
Sean - February 13, 2010, 5:14 pm
Sorry to hear about your p****. But thanks for sharing.
CANADA - February 13, 2010, 5:08 pm
f*** off! I would have sh** it too
Sean - February 13, 2010, 5:07 pm
A magnificent animal. Good thing Captain Tiny***k here killed it.
CANADA - February 13, 2010, 5:00 pm
lots of big wolves here too
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 12:29 pm
I remained flacid. This pic doesn't do it for me.
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 9:05 am
O face!


EPIC FAIL - Mother nature wants you to fail.




The Horror -


TAGS: sho the envisage sparkles and hello kitty
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - May 19, 2013, 1:40 pm
Oh the horror, the sweet sweet horror. 5&f
Greeny - May 19, 2013, 12:29 pm
Thanks - with credit to Steve for the inspiration; and Sho for the tours of his realm!
GaryO - May 19, 2013, 11:42 am
Geez yer good Greeny. Really really good. 5L


I CAME UP - With countless phrases to try and talk to you, yet the only one that never occurred to me was to just say "hello".




LETS MAKE A DEAL -




Not going anywhere? -


TAGS: traffic jam hell
Rating: 4.67/5

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falloutghoul - August 19, 2013, 7:44 pm
I wouldn't eat that, LG.
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 7:30 pm

Oh, LOLZ! It's been under the seat for two months and has melted around a bolt, but the wrapper is still intact, so it's gonna be delicious, right? 5 been-there-done-that Ls!~


HELL - It's been around for so long, Death is now too old to row you there.




HEY OLD MAN! - Slow Your Ass Down!


TAGS: a bat out of hell
Rating: 3.86/5

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Zagato - January 7, 2010, 3:24 pm
love it 5L's


HELLO MA BABY, - Hello ma honey, Hello ma ragtime gal, Send me a kiss by wire, Baby, my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, Honey, you'll lose me, Then you'll be left alone;


TAGS: hello ma baby motorcycle accident
Rating: 3.82/5

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krazzeeman - August 23, 2010, 6:42 pm
FUNNY AS F**K NICE ONE


OH, NO!!! - I don't like this part, it's too scary! Just tell me when it's safe to look, okay?


TAGS: you just had to rent zombie dog catchers from hell didnt you assignment for november 5 dog
Rating: 3.21/5

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aesop's folly - November 14, 2009, 2:02 pm
WHERS YOUR DOG NAOW!
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:49 am
It's not a dog smiley face, sad face or one in a dress...they all have been a lot here (like all cats).
Mongo - November 5, 2009, 9:31 am
whats "non-typical"? so I may induldge.
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:30 am
very nice BoR. I always like the non typical pics!


PEREZ HILTON - He makes Elton John look like Rambo




VALENTINES DAY - Yup that time of year is coming back around again




WOO HOO OR DAMN IT? - It's a love/hate relationship in racing with this thing.


TAGS: super mario kart red turtle shell koopa deadly weapon racing
Rating: 1.85/5

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Benlulz - October 1, 2010, 10:30 am
Oh i get it, but i had to read it for like 5 times before i did which makes it a 1L
Chris Sutherland - October 1, 2010, 10:10 am
<<< agrees with eugene XD omg....just noticed something else about this page XD the truffle shuffle and a dancing rainbow dino as avatars XD
Eugene - August 21, 2009, 1:57 am
Woo hoo that you get it... d*** it when it turns to early and hits a wall or when they throw all three in perfect timing and all three hit you.
... - July 1, 2009, 12:42 pm
You obviously aren't a fan of Mario Kart then.
Fatty - January 23, 2009, 5:57 pm
I don't get it...


FORBIDDEN -


TAGS: bar door permission hellchild
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:14 pm

Brutal, I love this
Cubbybear - October 11, 2010, 2:06 pm
Would you like a piece of candAhhhhhhhhhhhh!?
crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:12 pm
she looks mean enough to only want eye teeth.


Literally Vs. Figuratively -


TAGS: el james burn in hell
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - February 19, 2015, 12:37 pm
Very clever! I enjoyed the books, but they are cotton candy for the p***erted part of your brain. Nice slam! 5L
GaryO - February 18, 2015, 11:49 pm
good stuff here


BASTROP TEXAS - It is not hell, it just seems like it


TAGS: bastrop texas it not hell
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Budog

mrtgamer - September 23, 2011, 11:01 am
HOLY S*IT!!
Budog - September 12, 2011, 11:43 am
rerun, that it is, One of my friends moved from So. Calif. to Bastrop a year ago. She bought a nice little 5 acre wooded ranch. Sad to say, she lost everything.
rerun - September 11, 2011, 8:35 pm

pretty scary stuff.


THE LAMENT CONFIGURATION - What's your pleasure, sir?




CHANGE - "Keep it down. She's president of the condo association!"


TAGS: michelle obama
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by Mongo

Mongo - December 11, 2009, 10:09 am
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thatonechick - December 11, 2009, 9:57 am
Yeah, that was my fault. :S I think I'm still asleep.
spacedog - December 11, 2009, 9:56 am
I'm not sure if you've heard yet, but there is a whole new site called politifake, Mongo. Check it out.


- in Belgian




GHETTO FACEBOOK PICS - because they impress the chicks


TAGS: lol hello how are you
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by asdf

Jmac0585 - June 29, 2009, 5:47 pm
Is that eggshell or satin finish?
Logic Man - June 29, 2009, 5:41 pm
No, no, no....this is his kumrag face where he prepares to receive a load in the eye
Logic Man - June 29, 2009, 5:37 pm
He is contemplating what his master thesis should be for his astrophysics class....
BeautyFromPain - May 26, 2009, 7:41 pm
And also make ya look like an idiot


Walk On The Wild Side -


TAGS: texas hell cowgirl rent
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 5, 2013, 10:47 pm
I was at Ft Sam Houston in San Antonio. Best days of my life... :)
rerun - August 5, 2013, 8:02 pm

As a Texan, I can confirm the ladies are indeed h**, and the summer weather rivals hell.
Greybeard - August 4, 2013, 10:49 pm
You are correct sir however I was stationed in Texas years ago and believe me the ladies are "h**"....
Iconoclast - August 4, 2013, 10:36 pm
The way I heard it was "I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell." attributed to General Philip Sheridan.
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 11:35 am
Move over postaholics, the old man is back! Really good to see your stuff again, GB. Always good. Great accompaniments to morning coffee. Geeez, LG, Air, GB, Papa, Krickit, some others coming back….this place is gonna ROCK!
Greybeard - August 4, 2013, 9:52 am
Thank you. It's good to be back.
rerun - August 4, 2013, 9:37 am

Welcome back Greyberad, nice to see ya, and a 5L to boot


Whats the point of being Single -




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